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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-04-2008, 09:33 PM Thread Starter
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Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinctslow down in overall system performance -- particularly in
the flower andjewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?
Signed,Desperate-------------------------------------

Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:
'I Thought You Loved Me.exe', try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband
1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers
3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do,
DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0. It runs a virus in the background that
will eventually seize control of all your system resources.Also, do not
attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These areunsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.Good Luck,Tech
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