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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-01-2005, 10:31 AM
 
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lol stupid shit...

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.

Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. (So this is how they plan on getting Clinton)
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-01-2005, 03:43 PM
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LMAO... there are tons of dumb laws still on the books today..



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In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
heh, i live there.......
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In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
heh, i live there.......

guess you cant drink any more beers in bed then mike.........lmao
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In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
heh, i live there.......

guess you cant drink any more beers in bed then mike.........lmao
i'm not married, so i can drink all i want. If she dont like it, she can leave....
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-02-2005, 07:15 AM
 
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LMAO


and its not called drinking in bed.. its boozin and snoozin...
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