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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-01-2005, 05:09 PM Thread Starter
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AMEN BROTHER

Two things NAVY SEALS are always taught:

1. Keep your priorities in order.

2. Know when to act without hesitation.

A college professor, a devoted atheist and active in
the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several
of his students when he flatly stated that once and
for all, he was going to prove that there was no God.

Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if You are
real, then I want You to knock me off this platform.
I'll give You exactly 15 minutes!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're
real, knock me off this platform!"

Again, after a few more minutes, the professor taunted
God saying,"Here I am God! I'm still waiting!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes
when a NAVY SEAL, just released from the NAVY after
serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered
in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit
him full force in the face and sent the Professor
tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was
out cold!

The students were stunned and shocked. They began to
babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his
seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked
at him and fell silent waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably
shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When
the professor regained his senses and could speak he
asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did
you do that?!"

"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers,
who are busy risking their lives protecting your right
to say stupid things and act like a jackass, so He
sent me!"



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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-01-2005, 05:17 PM
 
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:laugh Good one..
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LOL... thats good should have happened to that jack ass of a professor here in Boulder, Ward Churchill who is the biggest ass in the world...



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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-01-2005, 06:21 PM
 
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thats funny
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-01-2005, 08:32 PM
 
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FUCKING RIGHT DOGGIE!!!!!

id a done he same thing...

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-01-2005, 09:43 PM
 
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God was acting through one of his many agents is how I see it.
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