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These signs were converted from its original lanuage to english...should have an english major look these over before posting in these countries.

1. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
2. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
3. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
4. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.
5. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
6. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
7. In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
8. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
9. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
10. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?


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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-07-2005, 05:25 PM
 
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"best place in town to take a leak"

just for this I am gonna get the pic tomorrow...this sign has been up for over 5 years complaint free too!
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I just had JJ's for dinner......

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Are you laughing at the 8 inches ad or the fact that that's what Budha had for dinner? :




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