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Dear Continental, American Airlines, Southwest, Delta,
United, et all:

I have the solution to prevent hijackings and get our
airline industry back on its feet at the same time.

Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin'
strippers. What the hell? The attendants have gotten
old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food
anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple
the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere"
going in the cabin.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing naked women. And, of course, every
heterosexual businessman in this country would start
flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings
would come to a screeching halt and the airline
industry would see record revenue.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton


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replace air marshalls with undercover strippers. would be like a suprise birthday cake....they'd just suddenly stand up and start stripping when the hijackers take over.


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God I would love flying... can you imagine.... VIP area on the plane... Couch dances.... SHIAT!
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God I would love flying... can you imagine.... VIP area on the plane... Couch dances.... SHIAT!
Deja Vu Airlines!!!

can you imagine?!?


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God I would love flying... can you imagine.... VIP area on the plane... Couch dances.... SHIAT!
Deja Vu Airlines!!!

can you imagine?!?

Better yet Spearamint Rhino Airlines!

"A true Gentlemens Experience at 30,000 Feet"
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they could issue tickets that say "admit one to the mile high club".... :


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lol..... 1st class would be free blow jobs....
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the endless possibilities...


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You mean I could trade in my gazillion frequent flyer miles for private dances ??
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