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take this quiz to see how much of a SQUID you are......

Are you a Squid?


1. You want an aftermarket windscreen for your bike. You:
a: buy a clear screen to see through easier at the track
b: Get a smoked windscreen
c: Spring for a fancy colored screen that matches you bike's paint scheme
d: Paint the inside of your stock screen with neon paint

2. It's a boiling hot day and you plan to ride to the beach. For gear you wear:
a: Jacket, riding pants, boots, and gloves
b: Jacket, jeans, sneakers, and gloves
c: Jeans, a T-shirt and sneakers
d: Shorts, a muscle shirt and flip-flops

3. In the states where there is no helmet law, you:
a: Always wear a full face helmet
b: Usually wear a shorty lid
c: Helmets are out and bandana's are in!
d: Never wear a helmet youself, but always carry one on the back
of your bike in case you pick up a hottie

4. When you see another bike go by, you should:
a.Wave, weather it's a sportbike or not
b.Nod your head or wave, depending on who's bike is more tricked out
c.Never nod your head or wafe, you are too cool
d. Bounce your engine off the rev limiter in the universial sportbiker's greeting

5. The first modifaction you did to your bike was:
a. Adjusted the suspention to your riding style
b. Slip-on exhaust
c. Fender eliminator kit and bar end mirrors
d. Removed the mirrors, turn signals and licence plate bracket-you dont need any of that stuff anyways

6. When you start your bike in the morning, you:
a. Idle away immediately so as not to wake your neighbors
b. Let it warm up for a short time, the ride away normally
c. Screw the neighbors, you warm your bike properally by keeping the rev's up for a few minuites
d. Ride up and down the street with no helmet on until your bike is completley to temptaure, then park on the sidewalk while you put your gear on

7. You had a minor tip over and got road rash on your bike. You:
a. Have you bodywork professionally fixed and painted, or buy new panels
b. Fix everything as best you can with body filler and spray paint
c. Leave the road rash.Chicks dig scars
d. Take the opportunity to cover all you body work in chrome or fur

8. You replaced your bike's stock tires with:
a. A set of highperformance street tires
b. Sporttouring tires, because you want to the more milage out of them
c. Take off DOT race tirey from your buddy who goes to the track
d. Used slicks, because everyone knows slicks are what real racers use

9. The stickers you have on your bike are
a. The stock decals
b. Covering scratched bodywork
c. Ones that you don't have parts from the companies that the stickers represent
d. Race numbers or No Fear stickers

10. When riding in a group, you:
a. Ride in a staggered formation and follow the group leader
b. Occasionally break from formation to hit your buddy's kill switch
c. Follow whoever's in front out you as close as you can
d. Always lead the pack eventhough you don't know where you are going

------------------------------Now Score Yourself------------------------------

a=2 pts, b=3, c=4, d=5

<15 points: You are a concientious sportbike rider and make an effort not to attract undue attention yo yourself or your bike. You enjoy safe riding for the sake of riding;your freinds generraly ask for your advise or to organize a group ride, and you are quick to help fellow riders.

15-25 points: For the most part you are a good samatian, but have been known to bust loose with a wheelie in town or a smoke show directed into your coworkers area. Although you are a careful rider and insist that you project a good image, your freinds sometimes rib you about your antics.

26-35 points: You show definate squid tendencies, and go out of your way to make people notice you. While you often hang out with your sportbike freinds, they either are as squidly as yourself or crack jokes are your expense and make fun of you behind your back.

More than 36 points: Squid alert! You dont have a sportbike because you enjoy riding, but rather it's a prop to attract attention. Rarely do you ride with other people, but when you do it's justto get from one donut shop to the next. And when you do ride, you always make as much noise and commotion as possible

-Sport Rider October 2005

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my first mod was Frame Sliders do I get to take off points for that???



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post #10 of 23 (permalink) Old 10-10-2005, 06:31 PM
 
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*except I do have a motomummy sticker, ohlins, and yosh sticker. So maybe 22.5 haha
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1.c 4
2.a 2
3.a 2
4.a 2
5.b 3
6.b 3
7.a 2
8.a 2
9.a 2
10.a 2

TOTAL = 24

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

how do you score less than 20 when there are 10 questions and the lowest answer is worth 2 points......

maybe somebody at sportrider needs to go back to 2nd grade.....
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post #13 of 23 (permalink) Old 10-10-2005, 08:01 PM Thread Starter
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i thought rinn would be more like 30 except for he has no mods


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Quote:
Originally Posted by R1Budha
1.c 4
2.a 2
3.a 2
4.a 2
5.b 3
6.b 3
7.a 2
8.a 2
9.a 2
10.a 2

TOTAL = 24

hmmmmmmmmmmmm


everyone has some squiddy tendencies
how do you score less than 20 when there are 10 questions and the lowest answer is worth 2 points......

maybe somebody at sportrider needs to go back to 2nd grade.....


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i cant believe i got 40








































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dayumn 29 guess i like to hit my buddies kill switch


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dayumn 29 guess i like to hit my buddies kill switch
:imwst : hehe.....

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23... odd though, there is no way to score lower than a 15.....
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i guess the reason why you cant get a less than 15 is due to the fact that we ALL have squid tendencies


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