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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-27-2005, 11:12 PM Thread Starter
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Breaking news CHP, Local PD, and National Guard joins force

CHP, Local PD, and National Guard joins forces to stop motorcycle racers on the California Mountain Roads.

Today the bill was signed for the National Guard to join the Local Traffic enforcement agencies to put and end to reckless Motorcycle riders dragging knee in the canyons and mountain roads scaring women, children, bears, and Harley riders. At a meeting in the state capital Today, Gov. Ahnold was over heard saying žspike strips are for girlie POPOÓ as they worked on their new plan to stop motorcycles.

With Ahnold being more known for his roles in action films as the Terminator, and Conan the Barbarian. He wants to take a more Hollywood attention getting approach. Claymores!

The plan is to lay the wires across the roads so a tire will roll over them with out pulling the pins (supplied and set up by the national guard) but when a riders comes screaming around the turn the wire will catch on there knee puck igniting the claymores where there placement will have trees falling on the speeding motorcycle to crush it and its riders. Installation will begin in a few days at various sites around Skyline hwy, various roads north of San Francisco in Northern California. In Southern California they plan to set in the local hot spots Palomar, Angeles National Forest, and the Santa Monica Mountains.

Today with the news officer Stout was seen with a lump in his pants. Not sure if he was getting excited about the news of crushed sport bikes or if he had a banana in his pocket for lunch.



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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-27-2005, 11:24 PM
 
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Don't you ever have any good news to post???
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i don't think that is very resposnible of them
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Lets just send a :fuab His way... to wisen him up
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