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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-28-2005, 10:45 AM Thread Starter
 
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My Father at his Finest!

Me - So pops how are you?
Dad- I'm good just getting old you know..
Me - Dad I wanted to ask you why the fuck were you boning our
nasty ass neigbor for.
Dad - I am 55 fucking years old man.. I dont give a shit anymore.. I am an old dog....
Me - Well fuck I thought you had standards...
Dad - Shit that was gone when I married your mom... ( he is divorced btw)
Me - So you still go and bone all these married women in the mobile home parks that you to go supervise construction on....
Dad- Yaa...... Why...
Me - Well have you ever had any altercations?
Dad - No... wait well once but it wasn't an altercation.. The husband of this bitch came up to me and said hey man.. .your stretching out my wifes pussy.. could you lay off?
Me - I feel over on the ground laughing.
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-28-2005, 10:49 AM
 
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-28-2005, 10:51 AM
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-28-2005, 11:09 AM
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cool dads are fucking awesome. friend in my squadron would have his dad come out when we would go to nellis (vegas)........he could outdrink everyone. good shit.


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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-28-2005, 11:12 AM Thread Starter
 
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There are more stories but I just couldn't belive what he told me.
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-28-2005, 11:33 AM
 
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Your dad is straight up! 8)
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-28-2005, 11:48 AM Thread Starter
 
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Where do you think I learn all my tricks...
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