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gay or not?

8 ways to know you're gay

1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are
gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have
spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and the
Oprah
diet.

2. If you have more than one cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat
is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches
itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines
to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said
get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a
cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!"
> > >
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense, rest
assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs,
crab or lobster claws, raw oysters or pickled pigs feet. Anything else
and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.
> > >
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot or shower, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. The world is a real man's bathroom, he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
> > >
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte Mocachino with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener
tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.
> > >
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types
of foreign dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all
of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major Leagues, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are
faggadocious.
> > >
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it......you're
hungry for a meat popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to
honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he
needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer,
or play with the bitch in the passenger seat.

8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous
le Gay,oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a
woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above
films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous
homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame
out too quickly.


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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-02-2005, 10:11 AM
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9. your nickname is valerossi :ghey


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In regards to #1..........Hey Stone, how old are you??? I think Corey just called you GHEY!!!


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I think all you need to do corey is look in the mirror!
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"gay or not?"

Valerossi is indeed gay!!! :ghey
He's not just "gay" he's


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lol steve don't try and get me back for your thread LOL not my fault you're dick is inside animals and we all got pics of it to spam around the net LOL just lucky you're wearing a helmet


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post #7 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-02-2005, 11:20 AM
 
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lol.... I am laughing jsut as hard... but doesn't change the fact that your telling us how to identify if were gay or not :ghey
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only causei found it as a joke on the net and knew you needed it 8)


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lol sure sure... your just trying to tell us how you found out for yourself.!
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Quote:
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not my fault you're dick is inside animals
just not deep enough for them to notice. :


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Re: gay or not?

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8 ways to know you're gay

you like a high hard one in the poop chute.



ROFLMMFAO.


now that right thar is funny!
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wow I failed the test....
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wow I failed the test....
No doubt.
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Speaking of tests, try this one if you're still not sure:

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsi...gayometer.html


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