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post #1 of 39 (permalink) Old 09-03-2005, 09:51 PM Thread Starter
 
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I am so freaking bored right now

that pretty much sums it up.
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post #2 of 39 (permalink) Old 09-03-2005, 09:56 PM Thread Starter
 
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http://www.howcrunk.com/index.html

so I am looking for the stupid websites there are
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
>Juan on Juan
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>What is a Yankee?
>The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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>What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
>The position of the dirt bag
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>Why is divorce so expensive?
>Because it's worth it.
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>What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
>Doughnuts?
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>Why is air a lot like sex?
>Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
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>What do you call a smart blonde?
>A golden retriever.
>
>What do attorneys use for birth control?
>Their personalities.
>
>What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
>45 lbs
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>What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
>45 minutes
>
>What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
>Through his chest with a sharp knife.
>
>Why do men want to marry virgins?
>They can't stand criticism.
>
>Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and
>good-looking?
>Because those men already have boyfriends.
>
>What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
>After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
>
>What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
>The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
>
>Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
>Because they have cotton balls.
>
>What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
>A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
>
>What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
>"Are you sure it's mine?"
>
>Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
>Mace will do that to you.
>
>Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
>Everyone has the same DNA.
>
>Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
>Breasts don't have eyes.
>
>Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
>He walks around saying "Yo."
>
>Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
on
>Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
>Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
>
>Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
>A different bar.
>
>Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
>They named him "Sum Ting Wong
>
>What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other?
>A speech impediment.
>
>What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast?
>They're hiring.
>
>
>What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
>A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage
>along with.. "a recipe".
>
>How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
>Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
>
>What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
>fairytale?
>A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time... - A southern
fairytale
>begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...
>
>
>Why is there no Disneyland in China?
>No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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>What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
>The position of the dirt bag
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WTF is that pic? You got a gimp in the garage?

And yes I'm bored as fak too!
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WTF is that pic? You got a gimp in the garage?

And yes I'm bored as fak too!
naw man...just cruising websites

the other chick I had had shit to do(like I cared or something)and the ex GF is playing head games...so I am keeping myself too occupied to talk to her
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nice. Wife just went to bed.

downloading from epornium now...
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I guess this will be our Sat night thread!
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I guess this will be our Sat night thread!



I cant believe I am home on a Sat night and single man!

fuck I need a job
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Great Movie Lines
Body: Okay, here are the rules. You have to add ONE line of a movie that you know and like, but don't repeat any that are already there.

"And so it begins..."
-The Two Towers

"Here's lookin' at you, kid ..."
- Casablanca, of course!


"Shampoo is Better, no conditioner is Better..."
-Billy Madison


"You had me at hello."
-Jerry Maguire


"To tell you the truth my dear, I really don't give a damn."
-R1Lover Butler in Gone With The Wind


"There is still some good left in this world Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."
-Sam in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers


"Yes the past can hurt, but the way I see it you can either run from it, or, learn from it."
-Rafiki in The Lion King


?When I find the masaganistic-bastard who invented heels, I?ll kill him?
-Robin Williams- Mrs. DoubtFire


"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
-Tom Hanks- Forrest Gump

"I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out, and somebody in there called me a fag!"
-Mike Dexter in CAN'T HARDLY WAIT!

ya...baaabiii!!!---austin powers--- mike myers--- all austin power's movies

"I wrote you everyday for a year" Noah- The Notebook

"never let the fear of striking out keep u from playing the game"
~a cinderella story~

"Guysth..my feet are sweating."
Sid-Ice Age..hehe

"Whatever I feel like doing. Gosh!"
~Napolean-- Napolean Dynamite

"But why is the rum gone?!"
~Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Carribean

"i often hear, why is it that when we are all running out of the fire you run in?"
-Ladder 49

"I just have to warn you, Pussy is a mess"
~Just Married

"Go on get" Guss on Lonesome Dove

" thank u come again"
-harold and kumor go 2 white castle

"they've got dogs....and I dont do dogs...(WHY??)...I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE!"
-The italian Job ( left ear)

"Back to school, back to school, to show dada I'm not a fool, I got my lunch pail packed, my shoes tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight, ohh back to school, back to school."
-Billy Madison


Good, bad, im the guy with the gun
army of darkness



i can derilick my own balls thank you very much
-zoolander

~*~jj~*~
hurry ! do u know the number to 9-1-1?
~little rascles~...the greatest movie ever made !!!!!!!

john- "so ill pick you up at 8 oclock...9....downstairs" "Mr.Burgandy you have a massive erection" "oh indeed i do, its uh the pants, its actually and optical illusion, i was just takin them back to the pants store....nothing to see here people, dont act like you not impressed..."

Anchorman

wat I look lyke ta na ta na, lyke a damn snitch lol
Friday After Next
Siah...........dat shyt had me weak


monique-"Bring it , Well its already been boughten!!NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE

"i'M GUNA BURN THiS MOTHER DOWN!!!"
-ORANGE COUNTY

i know what ur thinking did he fire five times or six? to tell u the truth i dont even know the question u gotta ask ur self is do u feel lucky? do ya? punk!

dirty fucking hairy


Jordan~~~"The world you live in is just a sugar coated topping...There is another world...The real world...And if you're going to survive in it, than you're going to have to learn to pull the trigger!"
~~~Wesley Snipes...Blade.


Brent, Rufus, and Mekus were like brothers to me and I don't mean like actual brothers i mean it the way black people use it which is more meaningful i think......... just because we have chisled abs and stunning features doesn't mean that you can't not too die in some freak gasoline fight accident....... so if anyone has any objections i'm going to announce my retir...... (hansel walks in) Hansel he's so hott right now(mugatu)
~Derrick Zoolander in Zoolander.....................

"That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."
- Seinfeld DVD: Season 4, Jerry Seinfeld in "The Pick"

"I can't believe that just fucking happened!"
-The Boondock Saints BITCH!

"And by the way, I know exactly where Germany is...The question is: Do you know the location of your asshole?
-Bridget Jones the Edge of Reason

"Are you my therapist?! TAKE A WALK!"
-Big Daddy

"The first rule of fight club is, Don't talk about fight club!"
-Fight Club-

"God Damn Son of a BITCH!!!
Top Gun (when Tom Cruise did a flyby the flight tower) BEST PART EVER!!!

"yeah, but just because you're hung like a moose, doesnt mean you have to do porn."
"HAHAHA we're so high!" "we're definately not low!"
"semen. animal semen"
"nice pubes"

"I can eat a peach for hours"
-Face/Off

"How do you know what kind of Goddamn day it is?!"
-We Were Soldiers

"I've had better"
Liar Liar


"I need you, I want you, oh baby oh baby!"
Ten Things I Hate About you!!!

"I guess because when I looked up, your light was on"
Bed of Roses, ultimate chick flick!

"same reason there is a liquer store on every block in the black community Why? because they want us to kill ourselves. You go to beverly jills, you dont see that shit!"
-Laurence Fishburne Boyz N Da Hood and that statement is so true!

Ben ".....well good job, you just lost him..." Andy "no i didn't Ben, cuz you can't lose something you never had"----------how to lose a guy in 10 days



Carol the waitress.....Simon the fag....can we keep the small talk for in the car please? Jack Nicholson in "As Good as it Gets"
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hah.. Don't get married and have kids.. You'll never be out on a Sat night again..Kinda miss it.. kinda don't
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Dude don't forget

"I get older and the girls stay the same age"

Matthew Mcaghnasomthing in Dazed and Confused
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<==Beautiful Nightmare..

My goth name.. y tu?
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hah.. Don't get married and have kids.. You'll never be out on a Sat night again..Kinda miss it.. kinda don't
been there and done that shit.

married for 10 years and have a daughter almost 11 now(no it wasnt a shotgun wedding either)

she just decided last year that she needed a new guy in her life

guess that pretty much sums up how I feel about marriage any longer

I made vows...thick and thin and for better and for worse.......almost every person on here stood by my side in some small way.....seen at some of my lowest times.


kind of weird though....Not one friend out here(Anubis is the ONLY exception)came and took me out

I thought when a guy goes through that shit their boys come and drag their asses out.

Instead I got offers to stay all over the country....lol

all good...these are my boys and they will never be forgotten
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Start with 100%, take away 5% for everything you've done on this list.
(The higher the percentage, the more pure you are. 100% means you've done nothing on the list.)



1.) Smoked.

2.) Drank.

3.) Hooked up with someone, while intoxicated.

4.) Done drugs.

5.) Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.

6.) French kissed.

7.) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.

8.) Made out with 2 seperate people in a 12 hour period.

9.) Had sex and/or got really close to having sex.

10.) Shared a man/girl with 1 of your really close friends.

11.) Watched porn.

12.) Cheated on your boyfriend and/or girlfriend.

13.) Done any sexual act on school campus.

14.) Peed on someone's property and/or goverment property.

15.) Had sex and/or messed around in your room, while your parents aren't home.

16.) Had sex and/or messed around in a public place or somewhere with a least 1 person present.

17.) Given a blowjob and/or had a blowjob.

18.) Having someone of the opposite sex in your room.

19.) Been fingered and/or fingered someone.

20.) Snuck into someones room and/or your own room, after being out
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