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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 09-08-2005, 04:59 AM Thread Starter
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SHTI!!! this is quiet today

Where is everyone?

Post up bitches
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post #2 of 23 (permalink) Old 09-08-2005, 06:46 AM
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It' was 5am my time when you posted this foo... lol


Here are a few jokes from the classic "Rodney Dangerfield"

> 1. I was so poor growing up. if I wasn't a boy I'd have had nothing
> to play with.
>
> 2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's
> home."
> I went over. Nobody was home.
>
> 3. My girlfriend always wants to talk to me during sex. Just the other
> night
> she called me from a hotel.
>
> 4. One day I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said
> to
> the guy: "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said: "Because you came
> home early."
>
> 5. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning. put a shirt on and a
> button
> fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to
> go to the bathroom.
>
> 6. I was such an ugly kid. when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept
> covering me up.
>
> 7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a
> radio.
>
> 8. I was an ugly baby. my mother never breast fed me. She told me she
> only liked me as a friend.
>
> 9. I'm so ugly. my father carried around a picture of the kid who came
> with
> his wallet.
>
> 10. When I was born the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my
> father: "I'm sorry. We did everything we could but he pulled through."
>
> 11. I'm so ugly. my mother had morning sickness. AFTER I was born.
>
> 12. I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my
> finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
>
> 13. Once when I was lost I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find
> my
> parents. I said: "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said: "I don't
> know kid. There's so many places they can hide."
>
> 14. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
>
> 15. I'm so ugly. I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big
> I'd
> get.
>
> 16. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I
> look
> in the mirror. I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said:
> "I
> don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
>
> 17. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping
> pills.
> My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
>
> 18. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him: "How can I get my kite
> in
> the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
>
> 19. Some dog I've got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves
> a
> pyramid. His favourite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper
> four
> times - three of those times I was reading it.
>
> 20. One year they wanted to make me poster boy for birth control.
>
> 21. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap - he was in
> the
> electric chair.
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that guy was definitely one of the best.....rodney was funny shit.


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just got to work. another long day of postwhoring
Mark got your PM..Interesting article..I'll get back to you :


Its a little cooler today so was thinking of riding? Should I or will i just get a ticket I swear I have a full tank of gas that has been sitting for over month lol. think its still gooD


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Yeah, we need more guys (girls would be even better : ) from europe here.
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Yeah, we need more guys (girls would be even better : ) from europe here.
Personally, i would much rather prefer gays from Europe
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Yeah, we need more guys (girls would be even better : ) from europe here.
Personally, i would much rather prefer gays from Europe
Dude, go back to the r1 forum with your homo needs :ghey .
Val is not even here at the time

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Yeah, we need more guys (girls would be even better : ) from europe here.
Personally, i would much rather prefer gays from Europe
Dude, go back to the r1 forum with your homo needs.
Val is not even here at the time
Yeah Val banging some knob tails :


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you're just here off hours bro we sleep while you're here LOL


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yah, i can tell you're working hard steve, don't strain yourself LOL


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lol I just can't sit here all day and not check the forum... its not possible.
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i know what you mean, i do it between classes on most days


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just returned from riding the local mountains. [email protected]


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popo?
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Sorry for the speeling. No i'm not fixing it :


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