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women

WORKPLACE
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS
INFORMATION SYSTEM

MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET

WOMAN A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: WO
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 110 lb., but known to vary from 110 to 550 lbs.

PHYSICAL PROERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports car.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

TEST:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to posses more than one.


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HAHAHAHAHA!! :storm

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haha nice
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I am highly dangerous period! There are no hands that are experienced enough or will ever be experienced enough to handle me so BITE ME BITCHES!!! :mumowned
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Lena in refrence to your comment :wackit
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Lena in refrence to your comment :wackit
Back atcha in reference to your title,,,fucker you aint even got ballz to kill of our Offset!!! Legal pffffft,,,only pussy's wanna make shit legal. :

Oh how I missed you my favorite bitch boy!

I'm also gonna give you a ring on Monday if its cool in regards to my dg8 so I can get that baby programed finally. Its a holiday here which means I can make me some time.
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lol bitchboy...that sure fits him! don't let him get your number lena...he'll call during dinner...TRUST ME


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post #12 of 39 (permalink) Old 10-07-2005, 05:26 PM
 
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Steve SHOULD know I heart him kindly,,,but than again he is a MAN soooo he probably doesnt get it still :corn
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Oh baby girl I get it... Trust me.... Any time you can call... But I wont be at that number.... my cell is 661 309 3667




I heart you just as much.... Changing my title to bitch boy...
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Oh baby girl I get it... Trust me.... Any time you can call... But I wont be at that number.... my cell is 661 309 3667




I heart you just as much.... Changing my title to bitch boy...
haha fucker!!!!

Im lena's sweetie!!!!!!!!!!!
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means i am more hearted than you!!!
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There are only 2 things men know about women. We will never understand them, and we will still not stop chasing them. What the hell is wrong with us?
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I am highly dangerous period! There are no hands that are experienced enough or will ever be experienced enough to handle me so BITE ME BITCHES!!! :mumowned
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There are only 2 things men know about women. We will never understand them, and we will still not stop chasing them. What the hell is wrong with us?

hmmm sounds to me like that makes you guys.....


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lol angel...nice


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There are only 2 things men know about women. We will never understand them, and we will still not stop chasing them. What the hell is wrong with us?

hmmm sounds to me like that makes you guys.....


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