Magician scores a job on a Caribbean Cruse Liner during peak season. Mr. Magic is pumped and can’t wait to get started. Every night the Captain sits in the front row with his parrot on his shoulder in true captain fashion. After about the third show the parrot starts to figure out the act and begins to heckle Mr. Magic.
(parrot) “It’s up his sleeve!”
(parrot) “It’s in the other hat!”
(parrot) “You can even see the string!”
Well this is pissing Mr. Magic off something fierce. Just then the ship hits something in the water and breaks up. The magician finds himself floating in the ocean holding on to a plank of wood. Fixed at the other end of the plank is the parrot.
The parrot stares at the magician and the magician stares back at the parrot. You could cut the disgust with a knife. This goes on for 2 days; then finally the parrot says…
A nun walks by a bar and then all of a sudden a drunk man walks out and starts beating the crap out of the nun; people start gathering around and break it up, then the drunk man gets up stagering and mumbles...
"I told you Batman wasn't that tough."
Shit. Not that good either. Time for more
It's friday night here. Where's the postwhore thread ?