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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 10-10-2005, 05:01 AM Thread Starter
 
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Joke - 10 Truths

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.



10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion

statement.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your

family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.




10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
car.
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Those are pretty good...LOL! The girl I work with is black and we're always talking openly about the differences with blacks and whites. She was just saying yesterday that all black people "say" OJ was innocent, but they all know he did it! ROFLMAO!


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haha teeth shouldn't be decorated LOL


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love it! is there one for asians?
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love it! is there one for asians?
No - they have no sense of humor.



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love it! is there one for asians?
No - they have no sense of humor.



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myspace <shaking head>
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love it! is there one for asians?
No - they have no sense of humor.



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daotan: that's asian humor for you LOL nobody gets it, that's why it's not posted hehe :corn :corn :corn :corn


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I have recieved on there twice
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Wrong....
I have recieved on there twice
Not where I got it from.... I received it in email from a friend who sends me jokes and crap all the time... lol....
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found it!

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. You cant drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. The peace sign is outdated.
4. Rice is not a main course.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.
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i put in my comments

1. You cant drive. YES I CAN!!!
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth. NO BUT ITS CLOSE
3. The peace sign is outdated. THAT'S TRUE
4. Rice is not a main course. YES IT IS!!!!
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird. TRUE
6. Feet were meant to grow. TRUE!!! NO FEET BINDING!!!
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys. SURE, SOMEONE NEEDS TO COOK
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten. NEVER HAD IT, PROLLY NEVER WILL
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate. YOU DO NEED A 4.0 TO AVOID GETTING BEATEN
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory. NO THEY ARE NOT, THEY ARE A NECESSITY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DaoTan
found it!

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. You cant drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. The peace sign is outdated.
4. Rice is not a main course.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.

Nice.. :laugh :laugh :laugh The taking pictures is classic





Hey I keep my crown royal bags too.. to hold change and shit.. damnit I am black now..



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1. You cant drive. YES I CAN!!!
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth. NO BUT ITS CLOSE
3. The peace sign is outdated. THAT'S TRUE
4. Rice is not a main course. YES IT IS!!!!
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird. TRUE
6. Feet were meant to grow. TRUE!!! NO FEET BINDING!!!
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys. SURE, SOMEONE NEEDS TO COOK
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten. NEVER HAD IT, PROLLY NEVER WILL
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate. YOU DO NEED A 4.0 TO AVOID GETTING BEATEN
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory. NO THEY ARE NOT, THEY ARE A NECESSITY
: :laugh
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Show us your feet Val.................. :laugh


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