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Love, Lust and Marriage

Love, Lust and Marriage

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

Love- When intercourse is called making love.
Lust- When intercourse in called screwing.
Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania.

Love- When you argue over how many kids to have.
Lust- When you argue over w ho gets the wet spot.
Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

Love- When you share everything you own.
Lust- When you steal everything they own.
Marriage- When the bank owns everything.

Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax.

Love- W hen your heart flutters every time you see them.
Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them.
Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them.

Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it.
Marriage- When you listen to talk radio.

Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about.
Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought.

Love- When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
Lust- When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf score.

Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.

Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts.
Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline.
Marriage- You only leave the house when you're allowed


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post #2 of 44 (permalink) Old 11-16-2005, 08:48 PM
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post #3 of 44 (permalink) Old 11-16-2005, 08:58 PM
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i fall under the marriage catagory :pwnd

at least the :coreyleg: is good


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I'm in the married category and it couldn't me more true. I'm :mumowned
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I'm in the marriage category. What are those "lust" and "love" things the text keeps referring to ?


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you don't need to be married to feel like it ... :

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you don't need to be married to feel like it ... :
true but you can always walk out without signing half your life away either
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true ... o so true ...

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I'm in the marriage category. What are those "lust" and "love" things the text keeps referring to ?
:laugh :laugh :laugh

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Hmmmm...................................... :

BTW did you get the lingerie i sent you? :
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true but you can always walk out without signing half your life away either
Hey if I get divorced, my wife can have half of my debts. Fair is fair. :


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So, Little Tiger, where are you from ? I'm guessing the Antwerp area ? :corn

...Or Limbabwe ? :


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So, Little Tiger, where are you from ? I'm guessing the Antwerp area ? :corn

...Or Limbabwe ? :
Not anymore ... now at the West Coast :

And you ?

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