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Brilliant break-up letter

A soldier stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky..............


The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky
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That's great............... lol



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lmao @ old


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just like the story about the guy who got a video tape from his wife.....and everyone gathered around and she is getting banged by some random dude...then she says: I want a divorce blah blah.. (lame)

I heard some chick on the radio who said her "friend" did that to her boyfriend to break up with him

I wonder how many lame versions of that story are going around


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lol that's awesome!

i'm sure it's not true, but i heard like what you did kneedragger but she sent him cookies and he was eating them watching the football game when all the sudden it cut into his wife having sex and then him spooging in some cookie doh then a "you cheat on me, i returned the favor and am starting the paperwork". as they were eating her "care" package.

doubt it's true, but pretty damn funny


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Anyone see the scene in Jarhead about that... LMAO



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Anyone see the scene in Jarhead about that... LMAO
That's exactly what I was thinkin man.. It's a scene from Jarhead
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