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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-30-2005, 08:49 PM Thread Starter
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a few jokes

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

Q. What is better than a cold Bud?
A. A warm bush.

Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant.

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.


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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-30-2005, 08:54 PM
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that last one is the best its soo true



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