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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 06:30 PM Thread Starter
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Lena's new Job

i just got this in an email and no i did not change the names at all

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
Tickle Me
Elmo
>> toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm
>> >
>> > Well Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports
for
>> > her
>> first day promptly 8:00 a.m.
>> >
>> > The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager's
door.
>> >
>> > The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door
and begins
to
> rant
>> about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly
slow and
the
>> whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind
>> schedule.
>> >
>> > The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself so the
2
> men
>> march down to the factory floor.
>> >
>> > When they get there the line is so backed up that there
are Tickle
Me
>> Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really
beginning to
pile
>> up.
>> >
>> > At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains
of
Tickle Me
>> Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small
> marbles.
>> >
>> > The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric,
>> > wraps
>> it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package
> between
>> Elmo's legs.
>> >
>> > The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
>> > After several minutes of hysterics he pull's himself
together and
>> approaches Lena.
>> >
>> > "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
straight face,
"but
>> > I
>> think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
>> yesterday.............
>> >
>> > "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

:gun ......I touch myself

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Lena might get mad though.

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bwhahahahaha Damn straight I gave Elmo some ballz!!!


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bwhahahahaha Damn straight I gave Elmo some ballz!!!

wow....that was kinda hot....:laugh

:gun ......I touch myself

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