Lena's new Job
i just got this in an email and no i did not change the names at all
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
>> toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm
>> > Well Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
>> > her
>> first day promptly 8:00 a.m.
>> > The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel
>> > The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door
>> about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly
>> whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
>> > The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself so the
>> march down to the factory floor.
>> > When they get there the line is so backed up that there
>> Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really
>> > At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains
>> Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
>> > The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
>> > wraps
>> it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
>> Elmo's legs.
>> > The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
>> > After several minutes of hysterics he pull's himself
>> approaches Lena.
>> > "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
>> > I
>> think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
>> > "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".