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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-06-2005, 03:52 PM Thread Starter
 
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Poor Freddie




Freddie can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.

Freddie asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best.

Freddie says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he says OK.

The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives Freddie the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".

Freddie takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Freddie starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his
pants.


His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on
her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"

With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Freddie says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up my ass."
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-06-2005, 05:23 PM
 
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-06-2005, 05:38 PM
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I heard that one before. pretty funny, but when I heard it, it was the whole trunk transplanted.

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-07-2005, 12:59 AM
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