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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 12-07-2005, 10:13 AM Thread Starter
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Wedding Test!!!

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

I was really happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in
every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a
dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and
that
as my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but
most
of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite
obviously
too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she
>>called me and asked me to come over, to check the
invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she
whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings
and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get
married
and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me
just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So,
she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just
come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went
up
the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to
the
front
>>door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her
husband
was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little
test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car...



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Funny but....... :r1budha and REPOST!!!!!!! :

Yeah, and now i'm going to sue you
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Funny but....... :r1budha and REPOST!!!!!!! :

Yeah, and now i'm going to sue you

If you sue me and val .. you might get a better deal ..
2 for 1

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Funny but....... :r1budha and REPOST!!!!!!! :

Yeah, and now i'm going to sweat you






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¤ più forte non si può . WLF viva la figa
¤ In 2006 I lost because of bad luck; I still won the most races and was the fastest on track for most of the time... Last year I was sorry that
after so many successful years, some people thought Valentino was finished and Casey was the new Valentino. ~ The Doctor '08
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If you sue me and val .. you might get a better deal ..
2 for 1

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
The word "sue" for him = "sweat"


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¤ più forte non si può . WLF viva la figa
¤ In 2006 I lost because of bad luck; I still won the most races and was the fastest on track for most of the time... Last year I was sorry that
after so many successful years, some people thought Valentino was finished and Casey was the new Valentino. ~ The Doctor '08
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The word "sue" for him = "sweat"


:r1budha
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If you sue me and val .. you might get a better deal ..
2 for 1

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
I think that's the only way, you guys are always so close together :ghey :ghey



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I think that's the only way, you guys are always so close together :ghey :ghey



:1poke
Don't be jealous... Your boyfriend will give you enough affection tonight !
:ghey :ghey :ghey :ghey


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Don't be jealous... Your boyfriend will give you enough affection tonight !
:ghey :ghey :ghey :ghey


:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
He has so MANY boyfriends... which one?




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He has so MANY boyfriends... which one?


Woow he’s a :ghey:ghey Gigolo … :ghey



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Don't be jealous... Your boyfriend will give you enough affection tonight !
:ghey :ghey :ghey :ghey


:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
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He has so MANY boyfriends... which one?



Ahhh....... how cute.
Just look at the Gay-Duo walking hand in hand.
- "I love rossi"
- "Me too"
- "You're my sould mate, then"
- "I am, let me give you a blow job valerossi"





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Ahhh....... how cute.
Just look at the Gay-Duo walking hand in hand.
- "I love rossi"
- "Me too"
- "You're my sould mate, then"
- "I am, let me give you a blow job valerossi"





:BS

But this is how MV-999R introduce himself to every man:
- "Hi my name is MV-999R, you interested in some fun?"
- "Sure, what is it?"
- "Can I give you a blow job?"



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:BS

But this is how MV-999R introduce himself to every man:
- "Hi my name is MV-999R, you interested in some fun?"
- "Sure, what is it?"
- "Can I give you a blow job?"


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owned? Oh man..........

You're really a noob.
Bend over and go please Val
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owned? Oh man..........

You're really a noob.
Bend over and go please Val
Noob.. True ... I don't have as much experience as you on being a fag!! :ghey

So please lead the way on show everyone how to bend over and please every man !!

:ghey

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Noob.. True ... I don't have as much experience as you on being a fag!! :ghey

So please lead the way on show everyone how to bend over and please every man !!

:ghey

:laugh :laugh
Hey, me and Val have been in this insulting this for a long time and we're cool about it.
But i don't know you from anywhere, so you better stick it up in your ass and don't get excited about it.
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Hey, me and Val have been in this insulting this for a long time and we're cool about it.
But i don't know you from anywhere, so you better stick it up in your ass and don't get excited about it.
Dude .. I’m cool about it to .. I’m just having fun .. Don’t get offended ...
Plus you started this fag shit on me.. Read above post ...
So there nothing to be too exited about but seeing me stick it up your ass....

Keep your sense of humor!!!



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i don;t know what more funny the wedding test or you guys: :laugh :laugh
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