A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me, sir, .... can you tell me anything about this rod and
He says ,"Ma'am, I'm completely blind, .... but, if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "that's a six-foot 'Shakespeare graphite rod' with a 'Zebco 404
reel', and 10-lb
test line. It's a good all around combination, .... and, it's on sale this
week for only
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
dropping on the counter, .... I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like you dropped your Visa card," he says!
She bends down to pick it up, and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is
really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could
tell it was she who broke wind. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was
the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "that'll be $34.50, please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was
on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "yes, Ma'am, .... the rod and reel is $20.00, but, the Duck Call
$11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50!
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