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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-08-2005, 03:46 PM Thread Starter
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uss clinton

Jefferson Clinton CVS1 set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC.

The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Clinton and his foresight in military budget cuts. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one F14 Tomcat or F18 Hornet aircraft, which although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified and includes members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation. They are specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease enemies at all costs. An on board universal translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find the ship offensive.

The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense in fact in times of conflict its orders are to remain in hiding in Canada, but will be used extensively for social experimentation and whatever worthless jobs the ex-commade in chief and his wife can think of.

It is largely rumored that the ship will also be the set for the upcoming season of MTV's "The Real World."
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-08-2005, 05:04 PM
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Let me guess on the uniforms,,,blue and from The Gap???


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That's great! Gonna e-mail my sister's husband that.

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and most importantly lena...nobody on their who smokes ever inhales


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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-09-2005, 02:28 PM
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Poor ship, I would not want that name!
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-11-2005, 05:46 PM
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:laugh :laugh ......that was a good one

:gun ......I touch myself

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