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Christmas morning.....

Well I wen't to my parents Christmas morning when my parents were still asleep. (Me knowing this ofcourse and here is where my story starts)

I started off by just making noise in the kitchen by fixing myself something to eat etc..... letting them know I was here so they would wake their asses up......but that failed to wake them up.

Time for plan B.

Being still tired and hungover from the night before I was a little goofy in the head and a thought ran through my head while thinking about how I would go about waking them up.

So I wen't into their bedroom.....trying not to laugh.

Got up on their bed........started jumping up and down while yelling.......

MOMMY.........DADDY........SANTA CAME..........HE REALLY CAME..........CAN WE GO OPEN SOME PRESENTS?!?!?!?!?!

Ofcourse both my parents jolted out of bed scared as hell......then when they realized what was going on.......Ofcourse they were pissed. :laugh

I am close with my parents and get along great with them so awhile after they woke up they were not pissed anymore ofcourse and thought it was rather funny.

Dad and I grabbed a beer and so the day wen't on. :laugh

Anyone else have any interesting Christmas storys to tell?
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I guess you had to be there. :laugh
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Well I wen't to my parents Christmas morning when my parents were still asleep. (Me knowing this ofcourse and here is where my story starts)

I started off by just making noise in the kitchen by fixing myself something to eat etc..... letting them know I was here so they would wake their asses up......but that failed to wake them up.

Time for plan B.

Being still tired and hungover from the night before I was a little goofy in the head and a thought ran through my head while thinking about how I would go about waking them up.

So I wen't into their bedroom.....trying not to laugh.

Got up on their bed........started jumping up and down while yelling.......

MOMMY.........DADDY........SANTA CAME..........HE REALLY CAME..........CAN WE GO OPEN SOME PRESENTS?!?!?!?!?!

Ofcourse both my parents jolted out of bed scared as hell......then when they realized what was going on.......Ofcourse they were pissed. :laugh

I am close with my parents and get along great with them so awhile after they woke up they were not pissed anymore ofcourse and thought it was rather funny.

Dad and I grabbed a beer and so the day wen't on. :laugh

Anyone else have any interesting Christmas storys to tell?
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J/K That's a "nice" story
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J/K That's a "nice" story
:laugh :laugh


And nice story Matt... :laugh :
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:laugh I just got to open up mine on thursday cause told dad none of us would want to wake up blah blah.
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haha I love it! The jumpin part made me think about Tom Cruise jumpin on the couch for that Katie chick.
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OMG.. I would killed you... :laugh :laugh :laugh


but yeah, I will have to remember that.. we do christmas at my mom's next year... hehehehehehe
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haha I love it! The jumpin part made me think about Tom Cruise jumpin on the couch for that Katie chick.
you mean Oprah?
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on x-mas eve the power went out so we had to go to a Chinese restraunt to get food....was the only place open
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I was sooo busy that I forgot to go to grocery store and with 7 ppl to feed... well.. lol.. I hit the local QT and grabbed sandwhich stuff.. popped in movies for the night and everyone loved it...lol...
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on x-mas eve the power went out so we had to go to a Chinese restraunt to get food....was the only place open

:laugh :laugh I guess we're gonna have to change your user name to Ralphie! :


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:laugh :laugh I guess we're gonna have to change your user name to Ralphie! :
ROFFLLMMFAO!!!

I love that movie.

Fucker is on like 168 times in a 2 week period.
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ROFFLLMMFAO!!!

I love that movie.

Fucker is on like 168 times in a 2 week period.
LMAO...I have the DVD and I watch it all 24 hours that TBS shows it....:laugh :laugh


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:laugh :laugh ....i was thinking the same thing when i was eating dinner
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