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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-30-2005, 12:36 AM Thread Starter
 
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The Kitchen Bitch
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... causethis is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're
going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in andtold her son, "We don't use that kind of languag in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to staythere for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom andresumed playing with his train. Soon the trainstopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, pleaseremember your things, thank you and hope your trip
was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us againsoon." She heard her little darling continue.."For those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking in thetrain. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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I haven't seen that one in a long time
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Oh my gawd that was funny!!!

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lol.......That was great............



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