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City Cop

City Cop

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a
little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.

"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep"
the little girl said, "He sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over & handed the girl a $20 ticket
for a saftey violation, saying,"next year tell Santa to put a
reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse
you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" 'Yes, he did,
chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop & said, "Next year tell
Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top." :


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i love that one LOL HAHAHAH heard it somewhere else also, but it's funny as hell


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Oh my! Such foul language!







It was f'n funny too!

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