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Dumb joke Saturday

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation." Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.














When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?" "Your horse called."


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The Wood “Working” Truth


The Oregon Department of Human Resources Wage & Hour
Division determined a small woodworking shop owner was not
paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to
interview him.



"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,"
demanded the agent.



"Well, there's Jake my finisher who's been with me for 3 years, I
pay him $900 a week.



The apprentice Tom has been here for 6 months, and I pay him
$500 a week.



Then there's the half-wit that works here about 18 hours a day.
He makes $10 a week and I buy him a case of beer every
Friday," replied the owner.



"That's the guy I want to talk to; the half-wit," says the agent."



The owner says, "That would be me." :


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