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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-14-2006, 12:10 AM Thread Starter
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Welfare

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather
have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says,

"Your timing is excellent. Wejust got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants achauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drivearound in hisMercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours,meals willbe provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holidaytrips.You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroomapartmentabove the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".





The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"




The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."




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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-14-2006, 01:14 AM
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If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
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