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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-24-2006, 09:25 AM Thread Starter
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taxes part 2

Dear IRS:

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please
note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that the
Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a
toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value
$1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund,"
as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one
1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays
$22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer .... )


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.....now that is tuff...sounds like something i would do
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THAT"S OLDER THAN THE INTERNET!!!!
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and you were around to read it back then budha, don't show your age too much


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