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View Poll Results: little funny, funny , not funny, beyond not funny
little funny 2 12.50%
funny 12 75.00%
not funny 0 0%
beyond not funny, just plain stupid 2 12.50%
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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 04-04-2006, 06:48 PM Thread Starter
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funny or not???

i was telling someone this story today and they were horified so i thought id put it up for a poll

after my daughter was born, i decided to become a pure pleasure machine. After the procedure you have to go back and give 2 samples to confirm that there are no swimmers in the love juice. So i got this great idea. I took a sample cup and filled it to just below the brim with wallpaper paste.( it does kinda look like it). When i went in to drop off my sample i walked up to the counter and sheepishly asked is there a minimum sample size needed to get a good result? The girl behind the counter said i dont know let me see it. So i pull out my full jar from my bag and put it on the counter. The girl didnt think it was funny, she just said that not funny sir. I gave her my real sample, tucked my tail and walked out. lol, i felt like a total jack a**, but now i think the entire thing is funny

so what do you guys think, funny or just plain stupid


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post #2 of 24 (permalink) Old 04-04-2006, 06:52 PM
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i thought it was a little funny...if i was there it would have been funnier
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I say it was funny, but I would not have done it.... lol


If it was a young girl, I would have thought she would think it was funny too.......... but if it was an older lady I can see how she might be a little upset...



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Funny.....but then again I've always had a twisted sense of humor.


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LMAO! That sounds like something I would do!


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It could have been funny but the delivery of the point fell flat.....
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post #8 of 24 (permalink) Old 04-04-2006, 11:14 PM
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kind'a funny
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funny.. the bitch had no sense of humor.. thats her parents fault
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i thought it was a little funny...if i was there it would have been funnier
Of course... just your face is already funny enough...


Btw... I thought it was a little funny too...
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Btw... I've added "little funny" to the poll... :
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Sorry to say, :ghey
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funny to me


was it funny to you?
because that's all that counts
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Sorry to say, :ghey
Of course it's not funny to someone who's impotent....

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Of course it's not funny to someone who's impotent....

:1poke

Ha Ha...... Being impotant is good for me, that means that im not your dad! :mumowned :pwnd
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Ha Ha...... Being impotant is good for me, that means that im not your dad! :mumowned :pwnd
You think I'd take that to be insulting in any way? Far from it.....


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You think I'd take that to be insulting in any way? Far from it.....
What makes you think that I tried to inisult you? I would never do that and risk a 5th banning! Im a good boy!
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What makes you think that I tried to inisult you? I would never do that and risk a 5th banning! Im a good boy!
hmmm
the title under your name makes my trigger finger itchy.........

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the title under your name makes my trigger finger itchy.........




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should of give here a cup filled with water and minnows and say "Is this suppose to happen?"


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