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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-05-2006, 06:51 AM Thread Starter
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Best Irish Joke of 2005

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, Sitting in
church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran
into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The Man
chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the
pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep,
and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

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Buahahahahahahahaha, that's a good one
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