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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-10-2006, 09:47 AM Thread Starter
 
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New Management Lesson

New Management Lesson


Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to
someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll
give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you.... but the girl said
NO.

Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a
moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend..... so she
called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him
for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to
get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins
the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......

She said "The bastard used coins"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

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lmao................. nice...



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....that was good...wonder if it will work with one of the hot secretaries here.....
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reminds me of the bet that i use at the bar all the time....

"I bet i can roll this cue ball under the pool cue you lay across the pool table."

people always fall for it.

let em set teh cue down, thinking that there is no way the ball will fit between the table top and the cue.

then rool the ball on the floor from one end of the table to the other.....

works well for free beer
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Defintely :r1budha but still good :laugh :laugh


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You just need to change one sentence.

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reminds me of the bet that i use at the bar all the time....

"I bet i can roll this cue ball under the pool cue you lay across the pool table."

people always fall for it.

let em set teh cue down, thinking that there is no way the ball will fit between the table top and the cue.

then rool the ball on the floor from one end of the table to the other.....

works well for free beer
and howe many of these have resulted from this endeavour bud


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and howe many of these have resulted from this endeavour bud
none
im too fat to throw out the door
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