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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-18-2006, 05:42 AM Thread Starter
 
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The forever Complaining Husband Joke...

A good laugh for the day...

A woman and her ever-complaining husband went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the husband passed away.

The undertaker told the wife, "You can have him shipped home for $5,000, or you
can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The woman thought about it and told him she would just have him shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your husband home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The woman replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance."

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LMAO

I had already heard it but it was the wife who died
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LMAO

I had already heard it but it was the wife who died
I heard the wife version too. Doesn't matter.. still funny.
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LOL that is awesome...never heard that one


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