The forever Complaining Husband Joke...
A good laugh for the day...
A woman and her ever-complaining husband went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the husband passed away.
The undertaker told the wife, "You can have him shipped home for $5,000, or you
can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The woman thought about it and told him she would just have him shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your husband home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The woman replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."