Three guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know..
"Double Income, No Kids, Yet."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B, you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "
What are you? "
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know..."
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."