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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-02-2006, 09:30 PM Thread Starter
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Things you can say to Cops when they pull u over....

Things you can say to Cops when they pull u over....

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are you Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer?

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-02-2006, 10:38 PM
 
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Yes officer I am drunk, but I have enough coke in me to get me home.

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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-02-2006, 11:08 PM
 
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13. License and Registration? Isn't it on the back of my bike?
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-02-2006, 11:48 PM
 
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14. 120km/hour speed limit ? I thought that was per person in the car ?

My dad actually used that line when he was pulled over for going over 200 km/h on the highway where the speed limit is 120 km/hour. My mother and I were in the car.

Cop did not laugh.

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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-02-2006, 11:52 PM
 
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#10 & #12...
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-03-2006, 07:54 AM
 
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#3,6,8 and 12 are awsome!!! LMFAO
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