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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-05-2006, 12:39 PM Thread Starter
 
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My shepard MUST DIE......

SO you guys know about how she knocked me in the pool on Tuesday with my suit on at 7:00 am, well she really did it today.

I'm not sure if anyone knows but I had a fender bender with my new truck about 3 weeks ago, my bumper arrived today so I parked the truck in the back and started wrenching on it.

I get it all apart and realized that I needed some fastners because the stock ones get destroyed when you remove them. So I left everything there, and took the other car to go get em. I come back an hour later, and the little SOB chewed up 2 plastic covers that go on the bumper and around the fog lights on the bumper, and I was also missing a big ass 3/4 inch heavy duty nut.

I swear I'm going to Kill her, she looks cute but she is da debil.......
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haha.. how do you know it wasn't the other one setting the sheppard up??? sneaky bastards..



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ROTFLMAO!! I told you guys the damn sheppard would pay for it!!!

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haha.. how do you know it wasn't the other one setting the sheppard up??? sneaky bastards..
Because the Rottie is older and knows better, and she's never chewed up a single thing. I've talked to Anubis and he's got 2 shepards and the younger one is just as destructive as my nightmare.
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Because the Rottie is older and knows better, and she's never chewed up a single thing. I've talked to Anubis and he's got 2 shepards and the younger one is just as destructive as my nightmare.

Muzzle her when you leave

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It ain't just shepards; my damn beagle was watching me put flush mounts in last weekend. While I was wrestling with getting the damn plastics off I wasn't paying any attention to her. I finally got the first one off and set it on the workbench, took off the turn signal and went back to my roll around stool to get the flush mount. I picked it up and the wires were FCVKIN NUBS!!!!!!! That little trick ass beotch snagged them off my roll around and chewed the damn wires off. She still had one hanging out of her mouth!!!!! Fortunately (for her) the half inch of wire that was left was just enough to get the butt splices on. She got thrown in the kennel and got the water hose washdown treatment. Stupid mongrel sat in there and cried for about an hour while I finished with the flush mounts and rearsets.

Lucky for her I hate people more than I hate dogs.
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It ain't just shepards; my damn beagle was watching me put flush mounts in last weekend. While I was wrestling with getting the damn plastics off I wasn't paying any attention to her. I finally got the first one off and set it on the workbench, took off the turn signal and went back to my roll around stool to get the flush mount. I picked it up and the wires were FCVKIN NUBS!!!!!!! That little trick ass beotch snagged them off my roll around and chewed the damn wires off. She still had one hanging out of her mouth!!!!! Fortunately (for her) the half inch of wire that was left was just enough to get the butt splices on. She got thrown in the kennel and got the water hose washdown treatment. Stupid mongrel sat in there and cried for about an hour while I finished with the flush mounts and rearsets.

Lucky for her I hate people more than I hate dogs.

Glad to see I'm not alone. Honestly my dogs are just so damn interested in getting involved with everything I'm doing the little bastards... I was pissed as hell and all I had to do was yell my ass off and she knew, I don't believe in hitting dogs unless they are attacking someone right in front of me...

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BTW you mail me my check yet?..... :r1budha

I'm mailing you my address so you know where to send me the 5 bills.
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I'm mailing you my address so you know where to send me the 5 bills.
If I had lost you were going to donate to Cracker, so I guess you should have given me his address, but since I won did you want me to PM you my address?....
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If I had lost you were going to donate to Cracker, so I guess you should have given me his address, but since I won did you want me to PM you my address?....

First, and foremost, I won as the U.S. has absolutely NOT invaded Iran. Second, I was only donating to cracker IF he stayed dry. I think he blew that in about 2.5 days!
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Because the Rottie is older and knows better, and she's never chewed up a single thing. I've talked to Anubis and he's got 2 shepards and the younger one is just as destructive as my nightmare.
lol you should know better... it's not the first time she chewed up things, no? :1poke
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........and I was also missing a big ass 3/4 inch heavy duty nut........
Maybe it will remind her, the error of her ways, as it passes out the back end


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