A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone.
He approached her and asked her name.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's beautiful," he said. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied, "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men. What's your name?" she asked.
"Beerfuck," he replied.
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