>>A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said:
>>"Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
>>He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to Like that, but don't
>>let him do that.
>>He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but
>>don't let him do that.
>>But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his
>>way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
>>It will disgrace the family."
>>With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
>>The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had
>>predicted: "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family.
>>When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS