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A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay
bar.

"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When

the gay waiter MV approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of

your willy?"


The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a

drink.

MV says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you

tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for

the slogan,'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of the bar calls his

SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will

give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man

sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of

yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly

replies,"Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right

who just happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what

do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,

"FORD,because Quality is Job One." "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a

Rock!'"And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he

comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the

bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a

beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled

look asks,"Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!


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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-11-2006, 02:55 PM
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