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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-11-2006, 09:02 PM Thread Starter
 
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An Alcoholic, a smoker and a gay guy....

Once there were three guys who had been lifelong friends. One was an alcoholic , one a chain smoker and the third guy was gay. All 3 had kept in touch all their lives and hung out a lot in their older age. As of late , all 3 had started having health problems plague them ,so they decided to go to the doctor.

The Doctor examines each , and then calls them all in together to give them their results. " Guys , it's as simple as this , " says the doc " Each of you are going to have to stop doing what it is you're doing , or you will die!! I mean , stop NOW , not one more smoke for you , not one more drink for you , and no more sex with men for you! "

All 3 leave the doc's office , and they're pretty bummed, but as luck would play out , they walk right past a local bar. The smell of fine burbon is more than the alcoholic can take , and he looks at his two friends and says " Come on guys , just a little bit , just one drink , what can that possibly hurt??! " So , in they go. The alkie takes one sip and BAM , falls over dead!! The other two are freaked out , and exit the bar immediately.

As they're walking along , talking about what in the world is happening , wondering what they're going to do , they walk upon a discarded cigarette laying on the sidewalk. It's still lit , fresh smelling , just laying there. All of a sudden the gay guy grabs the smoker and says......











You realize if you bend over to pick that up we're both dead men don't you....
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guy #3's name was val i bet


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guy #3's name was val i bet
and I bet you picked up the cigarette... hahaha



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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-12-2006, 03:25 PM
 
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that is a derivation of an old joke...but still funny
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