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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-12-2006, 06:24 AM Thread Starter
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Skanky posted this about Val over on R1F.... Funniest damn thing I've read today!

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Skanky's top 10 reasons why Val can't drive NASCAR:

10. Afraid that Jeff Gordon will reject his homosexual advances.
9. Anything above 70MPH is just "too scary"
8. Official racing suits don't have enough pastel colors.
7. Fear of having to read the teleprompter if he ever has to give a speech.
6. Traditional spraying of champagne for winners would violate religious principles.
5. Traditional drinking of milk - lactose intolerant.
4. Trophy looks "awfully heavy"
3. Fear that people would realize he's not the REAL Valentino Rossi... Valentino is much taller.
2. "Life Partner" would rather him take up figure skating.

and the number one reason why Val can't drive NASCAR...

1. The onboard computer doesn't allow postwhoring.

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But the question that first comes to mind is, why would anyone want to "race" bumpercars oh I'm sorry Nascrap, damn I mean glorified lawnmowers....in the first place?
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