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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 05-24-2006, 12:27 PM Thread Starter
 
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why I dont go to the movies anymore

you should've been at the movies with me the other night. the 400lb hunk of a woman behind me must have just started menstrating b/c i smelled what could have only been a dead, sh!t-covered rat crawled up her filthy pu$$y and died again. Not only was she woolfing down popcorn and nachos by the armful but she was so fat she couldnt close her legs. Wash your rotten crotch you nasty b!tch

I dont know what was worse - the ghetto fab princess who's phone rang every five minutes while she described the movie, in depth, to her caller(s) -OR- the asian couple who stood in front of the snack bar for a fukking half hour deciding whether to get the medium or large popcorn. one word: oblivious
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Itsa been 6 years since i went and I don't miss the dumb ass's one bit


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haha another satisfied customer driven to watch dvd's
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No movie is worth that, I would have been out of there quick smart...Warp cringes at mental picture of Vin's description of fat pig


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As soon as I can afford it I'm buying a HD projector. Then I won't be going to the movies very often. As it is now, if it aint a special effects spectactular I don't see it in the theaters.

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damn, maybe living in a small city does have it's advantages...the movies here are fun...everyone is pretty considerate


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post #7 of 19 (permalink) Old 05-24-2006, 10:17 PM
 
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Corey small towns are better. Whats really funny is going to a movie in a predominantly black area. LOL they watch their movies like they watch the superbowl. Us proper white folk dont like all that hootin' and hollerin'.

Bangkok is a huge city and maybe they dont like my choice of movies there but whenever we go there are like 20 other people there tops. The only thing that sucked about that was 1. standing to pay respects to the king with sore legs 2. trying to hide my swollen bloodshot eyes after king kong.
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As soon as I can afford it I'm buying a HD projector. Then I won't be going to the movies very often. As it is now, if it aint a special effects spectactular I don't see it in the theaters.
That's the only way to go. I bought one a little over a year ago and enclosed the garage. Completely dedicated theater with a 6' X 10' viewing area. With me, the wife, and two kids, it's cheaper to buy the DVD and watch at home than to go to the theater.
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No movie is worth that, I would have been out of there quick smart...Warp cringes at mental picture of Vin's description of fat pig
I bet Vin was actually enjoying it... this is why he didn't left or at least change seat...


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No movie is worth all that, I would be demanding my money back.
Next time wait for the DVD.


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was this at a porno theater?
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Whats up Vince....knowing where you live....I'm not surprised. All though most of the scenery around there is pretty good.
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Plus It Probably Costs You 50.00 Just To Go!!! Movie Theatres Suk!


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Plus It Probably Costs You 50.00 Just To Go!!! Movie Theatres Suk!

Ant that the truth I can still recall the last time I went my shoes would stick to the gooey carpet. This was at one of the Omni Max theaters so no jokes The whole place just stank of filth. God I miss paying 5 dollars for a soda and 6 bucks for popcorn..not. :corn


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Whats up Vince....knowing where you live....I'm not surprised. All though most of the scenery around there is pretty good.
lol, sup man? it was opening night for "davinci code" so the theatre was packed (no chance of finding another seat). I didnt notice funky ass until about 20 min into the movie so I couldnt go get a refund. I figured the $7 bucket of popcorn would cover the odor but it just got worse the longer I sat there
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[QUOTE=VinR1 I didnt notice funky ass until about 20 min into the movie so I couldnt go get a refund. I figured the $7 bucket of popcorn would cover the odor but it just got worse the longer I sat there[/QUOTE]




Odors are made of atoms (or more correctly molecules, tightly bound groups of atoms). The only way you can smell something is if some molecules of that substance or the part of that substance that forms a gas, float up and into your nose.
Odors travel in blobs.


You had that fat one in your nose


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Odors are made of atoms (or more correctly molecules, tightly bound groups of atoms). The only way you can smell something is if some molecules of that substance or the part of that substance that forms a gas, float up and into your nose.
Odors travel in blobs.


You had that fat one in your nose
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Odors are made of atoms (or more correctly molecules, tightly bound groups of atoms). The only way you can smell something is if some molecules of that substance or the part of that substance that forms a gas, float up and into your nose.
Odors travel in blobs.


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