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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-25-2006, 07:43 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Joke

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his
zipper was down, and his fly wide open.
His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss this morning when
you left your house, did you close your garage door?"
This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into
his Office looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed
that his zipper was not zipped up.
He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him,
finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup
of coffee from his secretary.
When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door
open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't.
All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tires
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