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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-05-2006, 11:10 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Bad Joke Monday




A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.
The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.


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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-05-2006, 11:21 AM
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that's not really a bad joke....pretty fucking funny....


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hahahaha....that is something i can see my friend saying...it doesn't matter to him he will say anything to anyone

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now that was bad....real bad

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A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.
The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.

LMFAO!


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