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Five things to know

A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind,
that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional
weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now,
think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah...
not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh



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