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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-18-2006, 12:58 PM Thread Starter
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15 things to do at wal mart

15 Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares ....and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are?
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible.”
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last but not least... 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-18-2006, 01:25 PM
 
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and the first thing to do at MotoMummy?

Stop posting in grey text that cant be seen for shit on the default skin.
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sorry, was a copy/paste as i'm sure you know...lol


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Corey has done all fifteen, and he will be at your local Walmart soon, to do it all over again.




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Funny, thanks! True story: Stood near one of the "phones" hanging on a post and after watching an employee page someone, I got my idea. I paged my then wife, "MRS......Please bring your can to the sporting goods department asap or you'll need a ride home....." She found me pretty quick and WAS NOT impressed....... :offsett


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Funny, thanks! True story: Stood near one of the "phones" hanging on a post and after watching an employee page someone, I got my idea. I paged my then wife, "MRS......Please bring your can to the sporting goods department asap or you'll need a ride home....." She found me pretty quick and WAS NOT impressed....... :offsett
I've done that to my boss before at the airport....

he wanders off all the time....

and I was his ride home.......

i wasn't waiting for him any more after 30 minutes ......
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-18-2006, 10:27 PM
 
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i have sorta done some of those...but i think i need to try a few more
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-20-2006, 07:58 PM
 
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If I tried any of that at some of the WalMarts around here, nobody would understand any part of it.

It's melting pot hell there. Your hear 47 languages and one little bit of broken english.
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