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Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wifeand two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glockcal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
.................................................. ................

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does thissend to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.

.................................................. ...............

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

.................................................. ................

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!


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If people don't regulate themselves, others will do it for them.

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BWAAAAAAAHAHAHA That is funny as hell!!!!!!!!!
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I think I have seen that before or some version of it.. : :laugh



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well i guess since my granma was from kentucky would be a southerner
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hahahaha....i would have shot and reloaded twice

:gun ......I touch myself

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you should be suprised theres no cop chasing him in those pics.... Mr 140
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also i guess im a southerner lol, id be a republican but damn id unload on the dudes face.
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