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Prison Officer To Be Disciplined For Showing 'Brokeback Mountain'

I say SACK HIM!!!
Prisoners have human rights as well you know.

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Man bashes home invader
A SYDNEY man has been charged with assault after an alleged intruder was bashed repeatedly with a baseball bat. Police said the 37-year-old was at his Herakles Street home, at Doonside in Sydney's west, about 8.30pm (AEST) yesterday when a man broke in.
The intruder, aged 38, allegedly used a piece of wood to force his way in by knocking the door off its hinges.
Police said a scuffle broke out before the resident allegedly hit the intruder in the head with the bat and continued to beat him after he had fallen to the ground.
The alleged intruder was airlifted to Westmead Hospital and is in a serious but stable condition.
The resident has been charged with assault occasioning grievous bodily harm and will face Blacktown Local Court today.

A lesson the intruder will remember I hope. - Now what's that chant I hear for the homeowner - "Hero, Hero.."
Via News.com.au

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Woman nabbed driving corpse across country

A 53-year-old German woman who was driving her dead mother across country to save on mortuary transportation costs was fined by police for disturbing a dead person's peace.
"You're not allowed to transport dead people in your private car," said Ralf Schomisch, police spokesman in Koblenz, where the car was found after a tip-off from a mortuary.
"The corpse was on the back seat without a seat belt, which in this case didn't really matter. But it was covered up with clothing. It is a misdemeanour."

At least she put the seat belt on- imagine the explanation on the insurance forms - "my mother, who was already dead, went throught the windshield after I was hit by....."
Via Reuters

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Suggestive name puts eatery, city at odds

In a city aspiring to be defined by its good taste, a new Mexican restaurant, the Pink Taco, is opening with a name that some find offensive.
Scottsdale Mayor Mary Manross was so put off by the name, a slang term for vagina, that she asked its owner to change it.

Via AZCentral

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Pepsi Is Bad For You!!

I got into browsing 13gb and their picture library today (can't remember how I got there... but.)- Then I found this....


Via 13gb

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Arab airline hijacks kids of 'South Park'
An Arab airline has hijacked the look of the cartoon kids from television's "South Park" to market its flights throughout the Middle East. Air Arabia, a discount carrier based in the United Arab Emirates, features on its website the images of animated children who bear a striking resemblance to characters such as Stan, Kyle and Eric from the Comedy Central hit.

When users return to the airline's homepage or simply click refresh on their browser, they're treated to several different characters.

OH MY GOD... YOU BASTARDS!!!
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bastards

Someone's got a stiffy up their lip
An English cricket club has had to pull out from a sponsorship deal with a sex shop after it was threatened with expulsion by its local league. Southport Trinity Cricket Club, in Lancashire, north-west England, had already produced shirts for its players displaying the logo of Nice'n'Naughty - a chain of adult shops selling pornographic videos and sex toys - in time for the start of their season this Saturday.

Spoil sports
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<B>US astronauts spotted UFOs on the Moon?
The Apollo 11 mission took off Launch Pad 39A of the Kennedy Space Center in the small hours of July 16, 1969. The crew of the spaceship comprised the astronauts N. Armstrong, M. Collins, and E. Oldrin. Having flown to the Moon for several hours, the crew reported that some “shining balls” were on the heels of the spaceship. The balls were reportedly trailing Apollo 11 flying the same maneuver patterns.

The whole world but USSR and China was listening to live broadcasts from Apollo on the Moon. One of the broadcasts from the crew seemed weird: “I can see many small craters … Those craters measure from 6 m to 15 m in diameter. There are some tracks approximately half a mile away from our ship, they look as though they have been left by a tank.” Suddenly millions of TV viewers around the globe heard some strange sounds resembling the breath of a locomotive combined with the buzz of an electric saw.
NASA’s operator sounded pretty worried on the air: “Are you sure that you did not communicate with THEM?” The crew checked a transmitter. It was obvious that the strange sounds were coming out of somewhere else. Armstrong changed a frequency and asked the operator: “I want to know what it is going on here,” The operator could not understand a thing either: “What’s happening? Is anything out of order?” The crew replied: “Sir, there’re big objects over here! Goodness! They’re really huge! Are they sitting on the other side of the crater? They are here on the Moon watching us!”

I'd like to know how authentic this is. Maybe Museum of Hoaxes can help me..

Via Pravda
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144 points on your license....wow

Viva Italino ( I think?) :

How long do you think it takes to rack up 144 points on your licence?
An Italian scooter rider fleeing from police hit the throttle and racked up a record penalty of 144 points off his 20-point driving licence in a few minutes of reckless riding. Police in the northwestern Italian city of Turin chased the young rider after he evaded their attempts to stop him for breaking the law by not wearing a helmet on Tuesday evening, the ANSA news agency reported on Wednesday.
After the 15-minute chase, his list of offences had grown: not stopping when police ordered, running a red light, riding the wrong way down city-centre streets, riding on pedestrian footpaths and speeding.
He was also found to be riding without rear-view mirrors, insurance or lights, and with a licence plate incorrectly attached to his vehicle.
Police confiscated the scooter and fined the rider 2,300 euros (2,890 dollars) for the offences.
The rider broke a previous national record held by a youth in Bolzano, northern Italy, who had 116 points deducted for a single night's offences in April.
Oh goody - another one of those scooter thingys of the road

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See more here, just change the dates at the end of the link http://www.bog-brush.co.uk/2006/07/


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man this could have been fun for the world cup

You've got balls!!

UPDATE TO EARLIER STORY
Police in Berlin said on Wednesday they had arrested two men on suspicion of placing cement-filled soccer balls around the city and inviting people to kick them. At least two people injured themselves by kicking the balls, which were chained to lampposts and trees alongside the spray-painted message: "Can you kick it?"
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I've been to the pink taco at the hard rock in vegas. nothing special about the food, but the eye-candy made up for it!!!


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Look at my Pink Shirt Everyone, don't I look fabulous :ghey


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Id eat at the Pink Taco TOO! hahahah


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