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Joke of the day

Maybe old but thought it was funny


A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new red Corvette convertible.
>
>He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
>blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is
>great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the
metal
>even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol
>trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get
>away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more
>and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he
>thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."
>
>He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to
catch
>up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to
>the
>man. "Sir," he said, looking at his

watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes
>and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding
>that
>I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the
trooper
>and said,
>
>"Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought
you
>were bringing her back".
>
>"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
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Old.....and not very accurate. I've never seen a senior citizen in FL go over 45mph.


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So you don't drive over 45mph.


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Old.....and not very accurate. I've never seen a senior citizen in FL go over 45mph.


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yes very very old but funny as hell
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So you don't drive over 45mph.
he doesnt drive over 12.....

its hard for him to pedal faster than that....
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he doesnt drive over 12.....

its hard for him to pedal faster than that....


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