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Cool Viva La France

Since France has called on Israel to surrender and just endure the rockets and bombings. Ya gotta love 'em.

On France :
"
France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country.
France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
--Mark Twain
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"Going to war without
France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf
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"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
--Marge Simpson
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"The only time
France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--Regis Philbin
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"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of
Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whisky, I don't know."
--P.J. O'Rourke (1989)
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"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940's who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
--
John Mc Cain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
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"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates
America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien
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"I don't know why people are surprised that
France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq After all, France didn't help us get Hitler out of France either."
--Jay Leno
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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof ' it came marching into
Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman
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"Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman
who lives in Canada."
--Ted Nugent
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"War without
France would be like ... World War II."
--Unknown
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"The favorite bumper sticker in
WashingtonD.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France.'"
--Tom Brokaw
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"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"
--Dennis Miller
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"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us."
--Alan Kent
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"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house."
--Argus
Hamilton
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"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found truffles in
Iraq."
--Dennis Miller
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"Raise your right hand if you like the French, ... raise both hands if
you are French."
--Unknown
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Q. What did the mayor of
Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII?
A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?
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"Do you know it only took
Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining."
--John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
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The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the
London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.
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French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
(AP),
Paris, March 5, 2003
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists


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Eh bien, oui, c'est mon vice.
Deplaire est mon plaisir. J'aime qu'on me haisse.
Mon cher, si tu savais comme l'on marche mieux
Sous la pistoletade excitante des yeux!
Comme, sur les pourpoints, font d'amusantes taches
Le fiel des envieux et la bave des laches!
--Vous, la molle amitie dont vous vous entourez,
Ressemble a ces grands cols d'Italie, ajoures
Et flottants, dans lesquels votre cou s'effemine
On y est plus a l'aise. . .et de moins haute mine,
Car le front n'ayant pas de maintien ni de loi,
S'abandonne a pencher dans tous les sens. Mais moi,
La Haine, chaque jour, me tuyaute et m'apprete
La fraise dont l'empois force a lever la tete;
Chaque ennemi de plus est un nouveau godron
Qui m'ajoute une gene, et m'ajoute un rayon
Car, pareille en tous points a la fraise espagnole,
La Haine est un carcan, mais c'est une aureole!
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Enlish motherfucker! Do you speak it?!?
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Enlish motherfucker! Do you speak it?!?
Well, what if it be my vice,
My pleasure to displease—to love men hate me!
Ah, friend of mine, believe me, I march better
'Neath the cross-fire of glances inimical!
How droll the stains one sees on fine-laced doublets,
From gall of envy, or the poltroon's drivel!
—The enervating friendship which enfolds you
Is like an open-laced Italian collar,
Floating around your neck in woman's fashion;
One is at ease thus,—but less proud the carriage!
The forehead, free from mainstay or coercion,
Bends here, there, everywhere. But I, embracing
Hatred, she lends,—forbidding, stiffly fluted,
The ruff's starched folds that hold the head so rigid;
Each enemy—another fold—a gopher,
Who adds constraint, and adds a ray of glory;
For Hatred, like the ruff worn by the Spanish,
Grips like a vice, but frames you like a halo!
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Enlish motherfucker! Do you speak it?!?
What language is Enlish?
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Eh bien, oui, c'est mon vice.
Deplaire est mon plaisir. J'aime qu'on me haisse.
Mon cher, si tu savais comme l'on marche mieux
Sous la pistoletade excitante des yeux!
Comme, sur les pourpoints, font d'amusantes taches
Le fiel des envieux et la bave des laches!
--Vous, la molle amitie dont vous vous entourez,
Ressemble a ces grands cols d'Italie, ajoures
Et flottants, dans lesquels votre cou s'effemine
On y est plus a l'aise. . .et de moins haute mine,
Car le front n'ayant pas de maintien ni de loi,
S'abandonne a pencher dans tous les sens. Mais moi,
La Haine, chaque jour, me tuyaute et m'apprete
La fraise dont l'empois force a lever la tete;
Chaque ennemi de plus est un nouveau godron
Qui m'ajoute une gene, et m'ajoute un rayon
Car, pareille en tous points a la fraise espagnole,
La Haine est un carcan, mais c'est une aureole!


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Eh well, yes, it is my vice. Deplaire is my pleasure. I like that me was haisse. My expensive, if you knew like one walks better Under the pistoletade exciting eyes! How, on the pourpoints, make amusing spots the gall of envieux and the dribble of release! -- You, the soft friendship of which you are surrounded, Ressemble has these large collars of Italy, perforate And floating, in which your neck effemine One is there more has ease. et of less high mine, Because the face not having a maintenance nor of law, is given up has to lean in all the directions. But me, Hatred, each day, goffers me and me apprete the cutter whose starch paste forces has to raise the tete; Each enemy moreover is a new gadroon Which adds me a gene, and a ray adds me Because, similar in all points has the Spanish cutter, Hatred is a yoke, but it is a aureole!


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What language is Enlish?
Hahahahahahahahaha Pinky :pwnd


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I posted the "official" translation just underneath it.

I love that people spread their ignorance by blacklisting entire countries.........oh well that's the reason why shit got so fucked up in the first place so why stop now?
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I love that people spread their ignorance by blacklisting entire countries.........oh well that's the reason why shit got so fucked up in the first place so why stop now?
I love that you can quote poetry and swear like a sailor all in the same thread. :


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I love that you can quote poetry and swear like a sailor all in the same thread. :
Oh the beautiful north : (btw the poetry is actually from the play Cyrano de Bergerac)
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France sucks. That country could stop existing tomorrow for all I care. Well, ok they did give us Michelin right?


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Hey what would happen if a thread got started that basically said "Fuck America"
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Hey what would happen if a thread got started that basically said "Fuck America"

Start it up ffwf, you should get some refreshing replies :


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Hey what would happen if a thread got started that basically said "Fuck America"
France would still be a shithole, and America would still be the largest superpower on the face of the earth


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