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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-19-2006, 03:40 AM Thread Starter
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?



Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.


What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.


Republican's Answer:


BANG!


Southerner's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one?
Wife: You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!




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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-19-2006, 04:13 AM
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Hopefully, we are all democrats (with a small "d")
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Canadian Republican (conservative) for me. So BANG eh....


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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-19-2006, 11:06 AM
 
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haha snair.

I'd shoot his ass then I'd shoot Kneedragger in the right buttcheek for the helmet law comment.
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ROFL nice stone...hahaha

i'd probably ask him if he wanted to buy any bike parts...depending on his answer i'd probably shoot him


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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-19-2006, 05:20 PM
 
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BANG
*sound of man screaming due to horrific gut shot wound*

"Do you have anything else you'd like to say before you get sent to whatever form of afterlife you believe in?"
"No? Okay then. Have a mice day bleeding out slowly and painfully from your wrecked spleen and liver, and remember, you got off easy today."

*sound of me and the family walking away*
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Strange. Apparently I know quite a few Democrats with Republican tendencies. lol


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Then just another BANG for the hell of it
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disarm him and stab him in the peehole
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and all this time I though I was a Democrat!


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Quote:
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BANG.


Then just another BANG for the hell of it
What you wouldn't use your entire armoury Belgium:


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